Twitterings

I think only two of you follow me on twitter, so I thought I'd share all of my musing over the last couple of weeks. 

-I feel like Hershey Air Chocolate is just a ploy to sell less chocolate for the same price. Also, I very much love potato bread.

-Two steppin' in the kitchen with a certain little man. I may have even dipped him. One day I'll let him lead.

-I also just told that little man that the shredded carrot on his plate was kinda like an orange French fry. He tried & liked it. #parentwin

-The worst- headed to lunch totally famished and the elevator smells like the take out of who ever just got off. Not helping.

-After watermelon, pineapple, chips, salsa, & a 6 pack, picking up a pizza from the store wasn't cheaper than delivery. But my tummy? Happy.

-@ZooeyDeschanel Just walked by my three year old playing in the living room. He was singing the #newgirl theme song. No joke.

-You know you are good friends when you don't even think about brushing your hair before hanging out.

-FYI. Too Faced Shadow Insurance is what I've been missing all of my life. I have a new love and I am not ashamed.

-Choosing to read and eat chips and salsa in the fort instead of showering during nap time. #nevergrowingup

-Lord have mercy. Whoever decided that babies should eat baby food clearly did not have a type-A personality.

 

-Dropping all pretenses that I have any class & drinking champagne straight from the bottle. No point in dirtying a glass when it's just me.

 

-Good thing I didn't resolve to eat healthier this year. The boss just brought in CFA chicken biscuits. I love them.

 

-Know what I miss? Gilmore Girls. And sleeping more than 5 hours a night. And holding hands. And Baby Sitters Club books. Remember those?

 

-How in the world did Tim McGraw get in my Texas Country que? Come on Pandora. Let's fix this.

 

-George Strait, Alan Jackson, & Garth Brooks do not qualify as Texas Country either. Pandora. Get it together. I don't want regular country.

 

-I've graduated from eating ice cream straight from the pint to straight from the half gallon.